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funny happy new year sms 2019 : I think that festivals are important for our life, isn't it? as they are helpful in many ways. We know that we spend too much money in every festival mostly Indians do Celebration for each Festival that isn't good for them. Yeah, United states and others contries celebrate less festivals but in that festival they celebrate it like a bomb. As Too much festivals, We get much of vacation from the offices and Schools. The government needs to be understand this but what Government can do, Humen needs improvement and Mentality to deepen their understandings. But it's not their faults also this is from ancient time, so what actually I mean celebrate the festival with something point of mean.

New year resolution's are necessary for everyone to change their lives completely but some of unusual thinkings or over thinking make us loose our dream. many people say we will set our new goals on the new year day but they don't know the real new year day is when their Birthday comes. On the birth day is the new year day for which they should really priorities them... But the main topic that we are going to discuss here that is Funny New Year Resolutions Quotes 2019. So If you want laugh along with your family you surely going to that because here are Handpicked up best Funny New Year Resolutions Quotes 2019.


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Funny New Year Resolutions Quotes 2019
Funny New Year Resolutions Quotes 2019 




Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?
- Ogden Nash


This New Years I was going to make a resolution never to be late again, but I didn’t wake up until January 2nd.
- Melanie White


"Out with the old, in with the new" is a fitting expression for a holiday that is based on vomiting.
- Andy Borowitz



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Usually my main goal at a New Year’s party is to remember who I came with.
- Melanie White



Deer readers, my gnu years resolution is to tell you a gazelleon times how much I caribou you! Sorry. Bad puns. Alpaca bag and leave.
- Greg Tamblyn


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My New Years resolution is to try to remember why I've walked into a room.
- Rodney Lacroix ‏


I see no need to make more New Year's resolutions when the ones already on the books aren't being enforced.
- John Lyon ‏


My New Year’s resolution is to take all the Christmas lights down by Easter.
- Melanie White

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Miami asks residents not to celebrate New Year by shooting into the air, because the bullets will come back down.
- Dave Barry ‏




As the year draws to a close, happy revelers jam New York’s Times Square to watch the traditional dropping of the illuminated ball, while in Denver a mellower throng gathers to ring in the new year with the lighting of the 200-Foot Doobie.
- Dave Barry

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I guess the Mayans are wondering what all the excitement is about.
Just Bill ‏@WilliamAder 


May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
- Joey Adams
 

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“My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolution.” -Anonymous


“Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you’ve met your New Year’s resolution.” -Jay Leno

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“I’m gonna lose weight. I’m gonna exercise every day. I’m gonna go on a diet and stick to it… Is that cake?” -Anonymous

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“May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!” -Aleister Crowley, “Moonchild”


May you find the strength to write, "Who is this?" to all the strange numbers that text you "Happy New Year 2019!" tonight. 

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“My New Year’s resolution is to be more selective about my bad decisions.” -Anonymous


“New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take. ..


Funny New Year's Resolutions Quotes 2019




“Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.”— Anonymous


“My New Year’s resolution is to switch to a gym where there are far fewer people whose New Year’s resolution was to go the gym.”


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